I have to like that on sheer principle because poached eggs. My God I HATE poached eggs. You can’t have a well-done poached egg, it just doesn’t work. It’s like sticking a stress ball on toast. But eggs that are moist in any way are gross, gross, gross.
I’m also with you on brioche (yuck), but nah, bread leaves me cold. Baker’s Delight white block loaf or the hot bread shop round the corner, white sliced or their dinner rolls or baguettes, that’s it. Everything else is chewy and horrid.
Edited to add naan and paratha, that’s different.