Best fish names

bookoholic

What really clever/funny fish names have you seen around the forum?

My two favourites this evening have been:

“I watched There’s Something About Mary and now I know why the other fish laugh at me” - named by Camokat - this was attached to the shiny fish with the spiky mohawk.

“Sweet Breams are made of These” - named by PuddingPlease

NightHawk

“You’re going to tsunami on my face” - @EggGirl

“Fine I guess you’re going to miss the panty raid” - @WidowWyncke

Heyho2

Yep, loved those. I particularly like the ones with a play on fish names like the bream one… but of course cant remember any right now.

CassandraNORI

Yey for this thread! I can’t remember any of my faves but am going to start listing them here in the future. All the names I do are amazingz of course.

CassandraNORI

Vagina waffle - @RichardParker

and marinevagine? @NightHawk

are recent ones

WidowWyncke

GoateeMcFloaty is an all time favourite.

Maybe it was notsure?

Buttercup

I love all the unique funny names, hopeless at remembering them

And sorry for all the Bob’s but I see a Heath and I have to change. 😂 @ZuluAlpha

Heyho2

Let me mansplain that to you 😅

NightHawk

Heyho2

He has a face ripe for mansplaining.

CassandraNORI

I did some absolute shockers earlier today belated apologies I’m sure they were swiftly renamed - they were DD9s contributions.

PuddingPlease

That’s cute!

PuddingPlease

@RichardParker, this one was fantastic for the little silky pink fish. 🤣

‘That’s ah…quite the labia you have there. ’

Made me laugh 🙂

Dawnshade

I liked Miner Issues for the fish looking like it wears a miner hat.

bookoholic

Not a fish name as such, but I thought this was a really appropriate place for this fish to be: the toilet was in the “So sick of mouse shit” thread.

NightHawk

I have the perfect name for the perfect fish but I can’t find him ☹️

bookoholic

NightHawk

That is so annoying when you have a name for a specific fish and can’t find that one!

Dawnshade

I’ve been giving them old lady names. 😛

NightHawk

Dawnshade

At least we’ve moved on from old man names.

NightHawk

bookoholic

I still haven’t found him.

NightHawk

FOUND HIM