Okay I’m sorry but I’m going to tell it. Don’t read this if you don’t want to feel mega sick.
A woman at work told me the most horrible story. She was visiting her sick father. He had lung cancer, and he had a lot of trouble with flem and lung gunk, so he had a cup by his bed into which he spat all the stuff from his lungs. She was in there with her 4 year old daughter and she was not paying attention and at one point, her daughter was licking her lips and the cup was empty. Cold flem. Cup of cold flem. ( I know that’s not how you spell it but the correct spelling makes me feel as sick as this story does. )
Wait, hang on! Is this personally only? In that case, one of the kids kept a spit collection. Yes, a bottle full of different spits. *heave*