Whoever wanted one of my cats. You can have it . For free. Actually I will pay you.
This morning I got up early and it was chilly , put on my uggs and thought one of them didn’t feel comfortable. After a few minutes I put my hand into the boot to get out the “stick” which turned out to be a mouse tail, with a whole dead mouse attached. I threw it and screamed SO loud I’m surprised nobody called the police. DH came rushing out of the bedroom when I screamed, then laughed so hard he almost fell over, sputtering “ cat has given you a present” in between tears of hilarity, and promptly went back to bed. I don’t like him anymore. I like the cat even less.