or risk giant metal chickens 🤣
That was hilarious. Her commitment to trolling her husband is fantastic.
Not to brag but… she follows me on Twitter
I have less than 200 followers haha
That was great! I need to learn from this lady.
Finally caught up, glad I did, that’s hilarious 😂😂
Where’s my giant rooster? 🐓
i want one
much less effort than real chooks
squeekums and more importantly, they don’t attack you 😂
It’s so hideous and unnecessary that it’s perfect.
Chookas or shit everywhere
My mum would love that chook unironically 😁
Heyho2 Put one at her front door.
Heyho2 I think mine would too. It would look amazing next to her big metal Emu.
Knock knock mother fucker is my new favourite line
I need to read it again.
Hehe there’s a store near me that sells this stuff… I dream of the day I have an oversized one acting as my letterbox.
I’m thinking I might work “knock knock motherfucker” into a signature 😁
I sent it to DH. He just signed loudly and said “I feel his pain.”
Oh my good that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. How do I see more from her? I’d like to be her friend, and I want a Laura in my life too.
Gum-boots there’s more on that website, but you have to be a bit lateral to find it – she’s written a few books since the metal chickens and they tend to feature more prominently than the articles that are still lurking under the surface.