DD1 had to duck into the supermarket for some items before tea. I remembered I hadn’t bought Easter eggs for my nephews, so I asked DD1 to buy them something special to give them tomorrow. DD comes back with 2 small hollow eggs. They looked pitiful. She said there were big bunnies left and I should go tomorrow, but I replied they’d be sold out of Easter eggs by then. I would have left the car to get them myself, but I was hot and sweaty and probably smelly. I went after tea, nicely showered. There was hardly anything left, and definitely no bunnies. Nephews will have to settle for a box of chocolates each. Luckily they were half price, and they will end up with more chocolate. I just wish DD1 could follow basic instructions! She takes after her dad.

I drank too much this weekend and feel like crap. I have to take my kid to karate tonight and I don’t want to. I have to go up to the shops for milk. I am sick of studying. I don’t want to write essays anymore.

I’m going camping and I don’t wanna pack or put a tent up.

Are you going to poop in a hole?

I really hope not - I am not bringing a spade though not tempting fate.

That’s why we bought a cabin, love camping but the pack up at the end is a nightmare! We use to fill two cars. Three kids and three dogs isn’t a recipe for success 🤣

My head hurts. Someone needs to do a McDs run.

I hurt my neck washing hair. That seems like an old person injury.

I had to sit in the park for 2 hours watching my kid climb a big rope thing. It was boring.

Does your kid watch you to make sure you’re watching? I dont need to see everything kiddo!

Deliveroo did the McDs run ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

First world vents

NightHawk

What?! I’ve never actually won a game?

OnFire

NightHawk What?! I’ve never actually won a game?

Really? Is there any way to tell the winner though? We don’t get to see who actually won … which is what I keep telling myself, in a bid to stop playing. Hasn’t worked yet.

NightHawk

My vent - DH bought a big brownie from the SM Market and my friend and I hid it so we wouldn’t eat it (drunken shenanigans) and now we can’t find it. I’d totally eat some of that old brownie if I knew where it was.

RichardParker

it’s the game that NEVER ENDS.

OnFire Really? Is there any way to tell the winner though? We don’t get to see who actually won … which is what I keep telling myself, in a bid to stop playing. Hasn’t worked yet.

NightHawk

I just figured you or @WidowWyncke win because you’re always ahead. It’s a shame it doesn’t have a permanent leader board.

WidowWyncke

I don’t think it would be me,I’m never around when it is finishing time.

Heyho2

Taking kids to gravity zone… one of the things ive noticed is that each stage of parenting has a location. Big noisy factory sheds seem to be the location of this time 😅

Heyho2

Alright, laser tag is fun.. I take back my first world whinge 😁

squeekums

yeah older kids activities are so much more fun than play cafe lol

Heyho2

squeekums we won! We beat the teenage boys the second time round 😁

squeekums

its past 10.24 and im on top of fishing

why oh why wont this round end lol

squeekums

Heyho2 embrace it

if its anything like playing mario kart against dd on switch, you will never win again lol

Heyho2

Thats alright those teenage boys know they were beaten by unfit 43 year old mother… that’s the only win I need… 🤣🤣

squeekums

Heyho2 id be bringing it up so often too

NightHawk

I just paid $35 for a new glass screen protector for my phone 😱

WidowWyncke

Worth the money if you are my son.

NightHawk

My phone looks like new now though. My hair cost $305 and it looks crap today because I don’t do my hair 😬

squeekums

it cost what!! wow

i dont go to hairdressers obviously lol

Chookas

That’s why I have long hair, too cheap for a haircut 🤣

NightHawk

I got ¾ head of foils otherwise it would probably only be around $80.

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